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Friday 20 January 2012

Monthly horoscope - Aquarius



Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

Magical birthstone - Blingite.
Lucky virtue          - Sobriety.
Lucky breakfast    - Tinned prunes.

All you aquarians out there are in luck, because an unusually vivid flash of inspiration will blow your mind the next time you buy socks from the Post Office. Quite what this flash of inspiration may be, the stars aren't prepared to say, but it could be either a completely new shade of bathroom paint or a cunning plan to avoid global Armageddon. Exciting times.

Next Tuesday is another unusual day as you are invited to contribute to British Knitwear Week. Quite how you became a knitwear expert is impossible for even Saturn to discern, but get in some training is what the stars advise because this may be your big break. But a new set of knitting needles is step one and I hope I don't have to explain why. No more hints, but this isn't Fairisle territory so think dramatic!

The next big thing in your life is a cruise or screws - I can't quite make out which, but surely it could be good news either way don't you think?

As usual we have to consider work and your prospects of promotion. Things are a little murky at the moment, but you may as well speak your mind at work because your colleagues will respect you for it. Well Librans won't, of course, but what do you expect from them and their silly scales and so-called rational arguments? Stick to your guns and don't volunteer crucial information without a real flourish may be the best tactic.

If you are a decision-maker, then try to make your decisions more mysterious than perhaps they may have been in the past. Just a hint, but clarity isn't always a good career tactic - as the stars seem to know well, blast them.

4 comments:

James Higham said...

The next big thing in your life is a cruise or screws - I can't quite make out which, but surely it could be good news either way don't you think?

The former has the Italian model urging caution and the latter is also fraught with disease.

rogerh said...

I do love those little medieval paintings.

A K Haart said...

JH - very good.

rogerh - so do I - even the lack of perspective.

webmaster said...

Very nice painting..

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